not necessarily about everything that i dropped off on the paper!

error

2008-08-15T11:25:00.004+01:00

amethystiumphotoshop Irfan dark ambient azam ali artbridgetechnologycartier bressonstudio vas ekovadimensions editorialftpmedium 500 wordsstatement dehkhodaerror.....*I know it's been like ages since I last posted in here.

Join

2007-04-29T14:59:00.000+01:00

Join cause when you join , you're given a monkey who'll make you laugh out loud.Join cause when you join , you're given enough candys & lollipops for a year not to go knock on strangers doors begging them for sweet when Halloween arrives.Join cause when you join , you're given a free subscription to 3 of your favourite porno magazines + a chance to visit your favourite porn-star if you find the

Crossing me out, crossing me out not

2007-02-25T20:56:00.000Z

Crossing me out, crossing me out not, Crossing me out, crossing me out not, Crossing me out, crossing me out not, Crossing me out, crossing me out not, Crossing me out, crossing me out not, Crossing me out, crossing me out not, Crossing me out, crossing me out not, Crossing me out, crossing me out not, Crossing me out, crossing me out not, Crossing me out, crossing me out not, Crossing me out,

Fucking fish

2007-01-25T13:09:00.000Z

life is fucking beautiful!God is what your mum defined.I can't wait for the fucking fish to cook!

Little privacy

2007-01-05T21:25:00.000Z

-Ann, I need a little privacy.Toilet is where everyone's offered that little privacy, why don't you go there?!

Nuh-uh!

2006-10-28T00:21:00.000+01:00

Nuh-uh. False.

Isn't that your dog barking?

2006-10-24T10:06:00.000+01:00

...yeah, he made me laugh. He said to me at the airport how on earth did you get off a non-stop flight? Hey Sally, isn't that your dog barking?moostive

Jizz mate

2006-10-24T10:04:00.000+01:00

Jizz mate, Jizz mate, Jizz mate, Jizz mate, Jizz mate, Jizz mate, Jizz mate, Jizz mate, Jizz mate, Jizz mate, Jizz mate, Jizz mate, Jizz mate, Jizz mate, Jizz mate, Jizz mate, Jizz mate, Jizz mate,Jizz mate, Jizz mate, Jizz mate, Jizz mate, Jizz mate, Jizz mate, Jizz mate, Jizz mate, Jizz mate, Jizz mate, Jizz mate, Jizz mate, Jizz mate, Jizz mate, Jizz mate, Jizz mate, Jizz mate, Jizz mate, Jizz

The blue goldfish

2006-10-24T10:01:00.000+01:00

-Have you noticed the blue goldfish by the toilet-seat?= Nah!- You'll see, just lay a shit after dinner.moostive

Matt, the sloppy fellow!

2006-10-14T10:28:00.000+01:00

Hey Bobby, you remember that sloppy fellow Matt who when I was 16 stole my snooker cue from the garage and got on my bicycle and ran away and never returned neither my snooker cue nor my bicycle? He’s dead now. Ann’s mum said someone ran him over this morning and escaped.moostive

Hey

2006-10-04T18:53:00.000+01:00

Hey2 things:1. Where's the Hoover?2. If anyone wants this bag of booze, take it.(ps. Where's the chair too?)

wee

2006-07-19T02:37:00.000+01:00

sorry!weeWe are closed today!moostive / 2005

Eternal sunshine of a cabbie

2006-07-13T12:41:00.000+01:00

I hate religion.My wife was the 100th woman I slept with.I know one word in Persian and that is Panjwhich is five. I don't know why that's stuck in my mind.I hate catholics, they're the most hypocrites of all.If you chop the head, the body just ain't got a fucking clue what to do.Foreigners don't get taxi, they get a bike or just walk.English hate Jews; prejudicism.

Be careful

2006-07-08T20:27:00.000+01:00

doodles

2006-07-04T16:10:00.000+01:00

While in a...

2006-07-04T15:55:00.000+01:00

...creative frame of mind, you look like this:Moostive / 2002

Sneakers

2006-07-03T10:31:00.000+01:00

Another drawing of mine, sometimes I wonder why I'm not into what many other bloggers are into and that maybe why I have been posting way too many drawings and visual stuff latley, anyway I'm off.Ciao!Visit [MooShot] for some more visual stuff (my photos)!!!

The girl

2006-06-28T11:47:00.000+01:00

mmmm...I like drawing, it's better than binge drinking or talking on the phone 24/7! I think drawing is a good thing, what do YOU think?

Yeah

2006-06-26T00:38:00.000+01:00

The other day I was talking to a very good friend of mine Mr Shahraki and he was mentioning that there isn't any colour in my recent works and was asking why is that?!!I told him well I don't know colours that good and maybe that's why however last night after drawing what you see above -with pen (my favourite drawing tool)- I thought why not add some colours?! They certainly do liven up the

My new sticker

2006-06-24T10:45:00.000+01:00

Kamelia maybe gone but I filled up the empty space with another fresh sticker of mine.

I, myself and me

2006-06-24T00:18:00.000+01:00

This is how I currently look like!

Amir

2006-06-20T07:07:00.000+01:00

Amir my lovely lil cousin, photo by his father. touch the wood. ;)

Mobster

2006-06-16T20:43:00.000+01:00

Mobster as seen here sticks on the street signs and posts.

Kamelia (updated)

2006-06-15T04:35:00.000+01:00

Someone has added a heart to my Kamelia sticker. It has lasted for more than 2 months now.

Zenmo stencil

2006-06-12T16:25:00.000+01:00

Read this . Design by moostive, stencil and photo by ck1

Feeling like %*&$!

2006-06-08T20:06:00.000+01:00

By MoostiveSummer 2005 /Tehran

I come from here.

2006-06-07T14:44:00.000+01:00

By Moostive / May 2006

Also thanks to

2006-06-03T12:45:00.000+01:00

Ali, Misaagh, Kiana, Bahar, Negar, Mr Amackchi, Boroonka, Jef, Razi, Jay, Emad, Amir, ...Thank you all!

I turned 23!

2006-06-02T00:30:00.000+01:00

Matt just txted me (00:25 a.m) saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU PERSIAN!, cheers mate. ;)Amin also called yesterday, from Yazd & wished me a happy birthday; also Mr Mombeini -that I have so much respect for- phoned wishing me the same; I do appreciate it, thank you.Also Afi, Mahnaz & those orkut friends who remembered my birthday & caught me off guard in a bit advance, thank you so much. :)

Zenmo zhupk

2006-05-24T17:36:00.000+01:00

By MoostiveMay 2006

Drawn without...

2006-05-24T17:23:00.000+01:00

By Moostive May 2006

Now there is...

2006-05-23T22:27:00.000+01:00

This is kind of like my newest work of art. I should say I'm really proud of my artistic achievements so far!By MoostiveMay 2006

You figure it out!

2006-05-23T17:36:00.000+01:00

Yea, I know, You can say I'm hugely influenced by David Shrigley.by Moostive / May 2006

I.D cards, British economy, Slavery

2006-05-20T13:35:00.000+01:00

Some street stickers worth taking a look at:All photos Taken by Nokia 7270.May 2006

Sing!

2006-05-15T18:20:00.000+01:00

This is a collage I made 4,5 years ago, I believe it hasen't come out that bad!

What are you looking for?

2006-05-15T18:15:00.000+01:00

By Moostive / 2005

Not for you

2006-05-15T17:59:00.000+01:00

By Moostive / 2005

Sheep-head match / EXIT series

2006-05-15T17:20:00.000+01:00

By MoostiveSummer 2005 / Tehran Related in here:http://moostive.blogspot.com/2006/03/kamelia-i-exit.html http://moostive.blogspot.com/2005/12/exit-series-01.html

ME

2006-05-15T17:12:00.000+01:00

Mixed media by Moostive / May 2006

Sun-dried butterflies, wasps & beetles

2006-05-06T13:28:00.000+01:00

Okay what I'm gonna say is totally made-up but eventually you'd start to believe it because I have come to the conclusion that you lack self-confidence & you keep thinking of the good things that are gone & I know you're scared of being sick & that deep down inside, you feel really empty & that so far you have told almost anybody around you about the argument you had with your girlfriend earlier

Black milk

2006-05-04T22:09:00.000+01:00

My ex-girlfriend was a hipster. We smoked all kinda pots & joints & made love on every possible surface. One day, out of the blue, some stranger came along. He had a badge on his shirt. Black milk was his name. He said turn that bloody music down. He shot her in head. 3 times; then gently put the gun in my hand & ran away.p.s: congrats estive, wish you both all the best. :)

Kitten

2006-05-02T04:02:00.000+01:00

A kitty I shot weeks ago, the interesting fact is: it's artificial, a decorative cat indeed!

Late night porno on telly

2006-04-30T23:47:00.000+01:00

click on the pic to enlarge it.You can also visit my photoblog here, my Persian blog here & my Amazon wishlist here.

Kamelia (in progress)

2006-04-30T02:33:00.000+01:00

My sticker art project Kamelia in progress.Related in here: www.moostive.blogspot.com/2006/03/kamelia-goes-on-wall.htmlRelated in [MooShot]: www.moosville.com/photoblog/index.php?showimage=127News: [MooShot]mobile will be launched on 02.06.2006, stay tuned.Also:You can visit my photoblog here, my Persian blog here & my Amazon wishlist here.Cheers

View my wishlist!

2006-04-25T05:13:00.000+01:00

I just set my self a wishlist on amazon.co.uk, if you have too much money & want to get rid of some; why don't you have a look at my wishlist & buy me a gift -or gifts!- rather than throwing it out of the window?! :D (my birthday's also on the way!)

Enigma

2006-04-21T23:51:00.000+01:00

If you don't know Enigma, click here to find out.Turn around and I will show you somethingTurn around and you will seeLife, like a real way out, a kind of LSD Turn around, you're feeling all the changesTurn around and you will feel You'll reach your holinessYou are a part of me Turn around and I will show you somethingTurn around and I will show you something Turn around and I will show you

Al in London

2006-04-17T22:51:00.000+01:00

2 weeks ago Allahyar who is a good friend of mine & I went to London together for a thirteen day outing Iranian kinda concert. Here's a shot I took off him right after that concert thingee. In this photo he's standing in front of a lift just outside Queen Elizabeth hall where the concert had been held & just in case you maybe wondering, yes, he's that tall in real life, no PS effects. :p

Out of hand similarities

2006-04-16T18:39:00.000+01:00

Also see this cartoon by Mana Neyestani & read the txt I'd written on April the 3rd here.

Cadillac Eldorado 75biarritz

2006-04-15T21:00:00.000+01:00

In case you've been wondering what car I'm gonna be driving this summer, here it is: (however mine will be either black or navy as I also mentioned this in one of my previous posts!) :D

At the gate

2006-04-12T19:55:00.000+01:00

Sharif, let the brother go.Cheers pal.Nice beard.Huh? oh, hah.

Mum-made chicken schnitzel

2006-04-08T20:03:00.000+01:00

Thinking of a mum-made chicken schnitzel with her especial version of tartar sauce, I went shopping at safeway and I bought a pack of dark bounties thinking of a mum-made chicken schnitzel with her especial version of tartar sauce. Now I'm watching my favourite TV show, the letterman's late night show and in the back of my mind I'm thinking of a mum-made chicken schnitzel with the especial

La la laLa

2006-04-04T10:16:00.000+01:00

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The snow machine

2006-03-31T22:33:00.000+01:00

Dedicated to [...] :)It's not what you see in most cases, it is the way you see it. Don’t go for the worst case scenario. Damn, I bet you’re reading this & wondering what I maybe on about. That’s better, pull over right here. Nobody knows what exactly the word secret means; I guess it’s like a secret. I’ll try to fix the microwave but you better start learning how to cook. Oxford is where I live.

Kamelia goes on the wall :)

2006-03-29T22:31:00.000+01:00

Today I experienced my very first attempt in order to get involved in sticker art industry :) here's the result, Kamelia went on the wall with both her legs cut off from knee:Sticker & photo both by moostive / 2006

Cheers

2006-03-23T14:06:00.000Z

I bought it.Thank you.What?What?Come to Surrey house.Hold on.You two stay in & have fun.Hey...Wait up, gimme a fag.You're packing up already, cool!I'm selfish?Cheers.moostive

2006-03-20T16:10:00.000Z

Happy Norouz!

Kamelia I Exit

2006-03-18T17:11:00.000Z

The exit, so diminutive...signaling, teasing - only to disappoint, it's lack of height persistent as I near.Is there any escape? Is the exit there? Am I even trapped? Or is it all in my head?Have I placed myself here?Have I created the exit so small to avoid the responsibility of accepting or rejecting it?The question is not if, but when.When I stop holding my breath and exit, can I close the

Good Will Hunting, Silent Hill & The Driver series

2006-03-16T12:13:00.000Z

Last night after not a long but compulsory mid-session interval, I sat & watched the rest of Good Will Hunting, from the beginning of scene #8 that I had paused on till the very ending of credits where the screen goes black. I gotta say it was fucking brilliant. Five star shit. Round about scenes 20, 21 it was that I started saying "please end this good, I don't wanna see some fucking sad

Metamorphosis (again)

2006-03-15T22:22:00.000Z

playing about with a new software I came across due to excessive boredom! I said again bc metamorphosis's been one of my favourite subjects for quite a while now. Metamorphosis can be a good thing!metamorphosis related in here: http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5262/525/400/retouchingincaricature.jpghttp://moostive.blogspot.com/2006/02/who-said-we-never-change.html http://moostive.blogspot.com/

I'm coming to get ya!

2006-03-14T20:00:00.000Z

There's no fucking way you can escape from me & you better fucking realize that you reckless piece of shit! I'm coming to collect the money and you better have it handy.Drawn by moostive / Summer 2005 / Tehran

Butcher? Musician?

2006-03-11T21:51:00.000Z

Who do you think this guy might be? a carpenter? a salesman? a teacher or president of some country? Will be happy to know what you think if you're reading this blog.Dedicated to those who think they know it & to those who don't!Drawn by moostive / 4 or 5 years ago

Absurdism & I

2006-03-03T20:32:00.000Z

It says: I'm the king.This is my kingdom.I live by myself.Where are my people?I’m often inspired to do something artistic & innovative. Apparently there is an artist living inside me who -when I am in a creative frame of mind- begs for a chance to come out & so when I let him out I end up doing some creative writing on a short story or drawings of mine (as you might have already seen in my txt +

old-age

2006-03-02T20:56:00.000Z

I'm not Miro but I know you'll get old too.Drawn by moostive / 3 hours ago

Mr Pistachio / txt + work

2006-03-01T08:10:00.000Z

The first & the last time I saw Mr Pistachio was back in 2004 when I was working as UniS art gallery curator. He walked in with 3 big black bodyguards & spent almost 2 hours looking at the paintings of a local artist Jenny Norman. He then anonymously bought 1 of them & left the gallery. This is how he quite looked like with his head covered like pistachio & I still do remember that palm tree

Einstein's homage

2006-02-27T15:28:00.001Z

Put your own text on the board here.

4

2006-02-26T02:01:00.000Z

Four jobs I've had:1. (For securtiy reasons) rather not say!2. (For securtiy reasons) rather not say!3. (For securtiy reasons) rather not say!4. (For securtiy reasons) rather not say!Four movies I can watch over and over:1. Face off2. Rocky3. Analyze that4. Home aloneFour places I've lived:1. Tehran / Tehran /Iran2. Guildford / Surrey / England / United Kingdom3. Talesh / Guilan / Iran (for 3

Who said we never change?

2006-02-24T20:14:00.000Z

I am lost. I think of faceless people awaiting metamorphosis & the empty diner round the corner. If you think this is going to be total bullshit you can stop reading right now. It's autumn & trees have no leaf on. I'm stressed out & time goes by. The music stops; adventure begins. I climb up the road towards the village where I'll be surrounded by green. I drink apple juice & eat tuna. The rain

The ladybug people / txt + work

2006-02-19T19:22:00.000Z

Hello world. There is a certain freedom in not giving a shit about ladybug people. Cheese. Yesterday I ate two burgers and a pizza & I'm still not fat. Some say that ladybug people are here to keep Britain tidy but last week I saw them mugging an old lady right in front of the British museum; of course I'm annoyed. I had a bad day the day before yesterday. I'm not going to get into details or

تافی کره ای

2006-02-17T23:07:00.000Z

دافی و زیر شاخه هایشزبان سلنگ امروز ما واژه های جالبی را در خودش جا داده. یکی از این واژه های جالب همین دافیه. دافی که به صورت مخفف داف هم بهش گفته میشود به معنای دختر رو فرم و لوند و عشوه گرهدافی ها به روایتی به شکل زیر طبقه بندی میشونددافی فرنگی : که تیکه های خیلی ژیگول خارج رفته و فرنگ دیده را شامل میشونددافی زرد : که عملا دست به دست چرخیده و مث روزنامه های زرد اعتبار چندانی ندارنددافی توربو :

خیلی بدون شرح تر

2006-02-17T00:20:00.000Z

پاپه هیماری هاسیهه

2006-02-16T20:48:00.000Z

سیلوا -که هیچ وقت موفق به دیدن قسمت دومش نشدم- یکی از فیلمهای کارتونی موردعلاقه ی من در کودکی و نوجوانی بود. نسخه ای که ما از قسمت اولش داشتیم به زبان دانمارکی بود و خط زیر تکه ای از ترانه ی آغازینه فیلمه که در این چند سال هرگز فراموشش نکردمهاکیم هائه جیم دی یومی پاپه هیماری هاسیهه ساودینوهو او او ما هه هه***استیو جریان ضبط ترانه و ... را یادت میاد؟ ها ها:D

خیلی بدون شرح

2006-02-16T01:57:00.000Z

تا کنون از چه کشورهایی دیدن کرده اید؟

2006-02-15T22:00:00.000Z

از طریق لینک زیر میتوانید مشابه نقشه ی بالا را داشته باشید. من که خودم تا به حال فقط از سه کشور ایران، انگلستان و ایرلند شمالی دیدن کرده ام. امیدوارم نقشه ی شما در مقایسه با مال من -نقشه ی بالا- لکه های قرمز بیشتری داشته باشه! شاید -اگر مطمئن شدم که کسی هنوز چنین برنامه ای را برای استان های ایران ننوشته- نشستم و برای نقشه ی استان های دیده شده ی ایران یک برنامه ی مشابه نوشتم http://

چرت نویسی و گشایش ذهنی

2006-02-13T19:48:00.000Z

من از پنجره ی هق هق تو، در تشتک تنهایی شب رنجیدمتو نبودی اندوه؛ تو نبودی یک اشک؛ تو نبودی حتی پرمرغان کبوتر مانندمن تنیدم تاری از بند کفش تو دور پیکان سراسر گوجه ای امتا که شاید بنویسم از تو؛ بنویسم از زرد قناری ها؛ صحبت یار همی داغ شودمشکل شايد اين بود که من به اندازه ی اس ام اس نیکوکار بهزیستی تو را می خواستم؛ تو به اندازه ی گربه ی خفته روی بام شیروانی همسایه تان در آمل سر دروازه ی عشرت که

آسمان همچنان زیباست

2006-02-12T20:49:00.000Z

آسمان همچنان زیباست نوشته ای است در هجو طنز نهفته در شماری از نقدهای به اصطلاح ادبی-هنری. وبلاگ را امروز استثنائا به دلایلی -و نه برای رسیدن به رکورد دست نیافتنی آقای کوثر- چند بار به روز کردم. در ضمن فوتوبلاگم هم را به روز کردم و اینکه عکسهای عاشورای میدان محسنی امیرپویان شیوا را هم ببینید که دیدنی اند***و این زیرکی و تیزبینی به طور قطع سرچشمه می گیرد از ضمیر ناخودآگاه و قوّه ی خیال پردازی

مریان، دشت هزار گور

2006-02-12T19:54:00.000Z

مریان، دشت هزار گورشنبه ۱۹/۰۵/۸۱ از میراث فرهنگی گیلان با جیپ به همراه آقایان سید ابوالقاسم میر جعفری، مجید اخوان و سیاوش غلامی راهی تالش می شویم. قرار است از آنجا به سمت مریان* و آق اولر** و سایت باستانی آن تول برویم. در ابتدا قرار بود ساعت ۹ صبح حرکت کنیم ولی به دلایلی ساعت ۱۱:۵۰ صبح از رشت به راه افتادیم و همین باعث شد که تقریباً ساعت ۳ بعد از ظهر در آنجا باشیم. مریان روستایی است قدیمی در

من با تو هستم

2006-02-12T18:46:00.000Z

من با تو هستممن ایستاده ام روی پلمن منتظرم در تاریکیمن خیال می کردم که تو خواهی آمدهیچ چیزی نیست جز بارانهیچ رد پایی روی زمینمن گوش می کنم؛ اما هیچ صدایی نیستآیا هیچ کسی نیست در تلاش پیدا کردنِ من؟آیا کسی نخواهد آمد تا مرا به خانه ببرد؟شب بسیار سردی استو من سعی می کنم که این زندگی را بفهمممن دنبال یک جا می گردمدنبال یک چهره ی آشناآیا کسی اینجا هست که من بشناسمش؟چون هیچ چیزی درست پیش نمی رودو همه

مسعود ضیایی زردخشویی

2006-02-11T20:16:00.000Z

مسعود ضیایی زردخشویی یکی از افتخارآفرینان کشورمان در عرصه ی کارتون و کاریکاتوره. کافیه فقط نگاه کوتاهی به بیوگرافیشان بیاندازید تا به دلیل من برای استفاده از ترکیب افتخار آفرینی برسید. دی ماه ۸۱ و در جریان جشنواره ی آموزش شهروندی کاشان بود که افتخارآشنایی با ایشان نصیبم شد. بعد از مراسم اختتامیه و قبل از بازگشتم به تهران هم ایشان لطف کردند و اثرپایین رو به من هدیه کردندسعی خواهم کرد در آینده و در

مطبوعات نوین

2006-02-10T15:25:00.000Z

کاری که از من در کتاب جشنواره ی کارتون و کاریکاتور سردار چاکیرر ترکیه -۲۰۰۲- به چاپ رسید. جالب این بود که من از طریق یکی از دوستان در تبریز متوجه چاپ اثرم شدم و نه مستقیما از طرف فستیوال >>Read in English<<

اِندِ کاستومر سرویس و ساتیزفکشن

2006-02-08T16:23:00.000Z

تابستان که ایران بودم با بابا و احسان و داداش کوچیکه حامد رفتیم باشگاه تیراندازی مهام که اسم جدیدش را یادم نمی آید. -بعید نيست تا حالا شده باشد یالثارات المهدی!!!- تازه گرم تیراندازی شده بودیم و من هم بعد از همان ۲٫۳ تا تیر تمرینی اول نیمچه قلقی دستم آمده بود که یکهو دستگاه بشقاب انداز از کار افتاد. ما بودیم و چند تا گروه دیگر. پرسیدیم چی شده و چه کار کنیم؟ گفتند برق مجموعه رفته است و ظاهرا به

نهم فروردین ۱۳۸۰ چگونه گذشت

2006-02-07T22:18:00.000Z

به باشگاه رفتیم با فامیل و دوستان و برد ۳-۱ و توپی که در ثانیه های اضافی از لای پای من رد شد و رفتن ۳۰ تا عرض با شنای قورباغه و۷ بسته کارت تبریک نوروزی را هم با احسان -که به علت سفر نوروزیمان به دلایلی موفق به ارسالشان نشده بودیم به مقصد شیراز و اگر اشتباه نکنم از دفتر پست اختیاریه- پست پیشتاز کردیم

پراکنده

2006-02-06T16:25:00.000Z

آیا افتخاری در آلمان خواهد خواند؟در خبر ها خواندم که فدراسیون فوتبال در نظر دارد با محمد رضا شجریان، علیرضا افتخاری و محمد اصفهانی برای اجرای برنامه در شبهای ایران در طی جام جهانی ۲۰۰۶ آلمان به مذاکره بنشیند. دیدن نام علیرضا افتخاری در این لیست سه نفره برایم واقعا جالب و عجیب بود چرا که از افتخاری تا بحال در ایران هیچ اجرای زنده ای ندیده ایم. آیا او در آلمان خواهد خواند؟***طهارتدستشویی رفتن

من و موریانه ی بزرگ علوی و شهوت کشیدن طرح های پراکنده ی ذهنی

2006-02-03T16:57:00.000Z

چند شب پیش سرگرم نوشتن نامه برای عمو بزرگم بودم که یکهو شهوت کشیدن طرح های پراکنده ی ذهنی ام دوباره آمد سراغم و بهم گفت: بین ۵ تا ۱۰ دقیقه یک طرح رو جلد بزن برای موریانه ی بزرگ علوی که حاصلش شد اینی که میبینید. حالا خدا میدونه چرا موریانه ی بزرگ علوی؟طراحی کار ۶ دقیقه طول کشید و افزودن افزودنی ها و ادیت کلی هم ۹ دقیقهپ.ن: جناب پویان ما هم مخلصیم قربان

مقدمه اي کوتاه بر پاتوق كشي حكومتي

2006-01-31T12:41:00.000Z

سايت تهران اونيو در يكي از شماره هاي اخير خود مطلبي را منتشر كرده است بانام فودكورت خوشحال واينگونه نوشته است كه فودكورت جام جم به محلي براي گردهمايي همجنس بازان مرد بدل شده است و ظاهرا واژه ي خوشحال درعنوان مطلب هم برگردان واژه ي انگيسي "گي" است كه علاوه برهمجنس باز خوشحال و سرمست هم معني ميدهد و خلاصه اينكه نوشته است كه اداره ي اماكن براي جلوگيري از گردهمايي اين همجنس بازان مرد از صاحب محل

Needs aren't wants!

2006-01-26T15:28:00.000Z

نیازها همان خواسته ها نیستند. نیازها همان خواسته ها نیستند.نیازها همان خواسته ها نیستند.نیازها همان خواسته ها نیستند.نیازها همان خواسته ها نیستند.نیازها همان خواسته ها نیستند.نیازها همان خواسته ها نیستند.نیازها همان خواسته ها نیستند.نیازها همان خواسته ها نیستند.نیازها همان خواسته ها نیستند.نیازها همان خواسته ها نیستند.نیازها همان خواسته ها نیستند.نیازها همان خواسته ها نیستند.نیازها همان خواسته ها

دکمه ی پاوز

2006-01-24T15:58:00.000Z

به بیلبورد ایکات که می رسد دکمه ی پاوز را می زنم و می نویسم امروز 21 ژانویه ی سال 2006 و ساعت 6:16 صبح است من شب های روشن را به تماشا نشسته ام. من مردم این شهررا دوست دارم؛ چون یکی از آنها را می شناسم پا نویس: کیانا بازهم ممنونعكس هم از خودمه

میمون

2006-01-23T17:22:00.000Z

Charles Darwin as an ape, 1871Dimitri Moskinترجمه: محسن رسول افبه زبان آوردن واژه « میمون » خود به خود لبخند برلب ما می آورد . جد بزرگ ما ! واجد ویژگی های کمیکی است که هیچ یک از ما دلش نمی خواهد آن ها را در خودش ببیند : ورجه وُرجه کردن ، شیرین کاری ، ریشخند کردن ، نخوت ، بازیگوشی ، دله دزدی ، شکمبارگی و ... . میمون در تاریخ هستی ، قربانی اشتباهی است که برخلاف انسان در انتخاب راه خود به سمت تکامل

جوهر خودکارم

2006-01-22T10:36:00.000Z

من نمی دانم اثری از گارسیا لورکا رااما می دانم فلز سرخ، انبار گندم و نام کیدمن بانوی هنرپیشه ی هالیوود رامن نمی دانم خوراکی از اسفناج رااما می دانم واحد پول ژاپن، جانور تک سلولی و جزیره ای در شمال خلیج گرگان رامن نمی دانم مرکز کشور مالت رااما می دانم فیلمی از بهروز افخمی با بازی نیکی کریمی، غده ای که تیروکسین ترشح میکند و میم انگلیسی رامن می دانم تله دام است؛ آباده از توابع استان فارس و سالنی

Huh?

2006-01-22T10:35:00.000Z

Alright I'm going to post in Persian for a month, how about that?

Sky tower / Tehran

2006-01-19T23:13:00.000Z

SKY tower, originally uploaded by From-me.What a place to live in, innit? (Some of you may know what I'm talking about & some of you may not.) :D

My very small heart

2006-01-16T21:01:00.000Z

I really do love you baby; I love you from the bottom of my very small heart because I'm not King Kong & thus in comparison my heart is very small. Moostive

Some Movie Catch Phrases / Scattered!

2006-01-14T06:03:00.000Z

From "Kiss of Death" or maybe from some other movies or TV programs!!! :D How about that?-Too much of anything good is a bad thing.-Don't take medicine if you're not sick.&From "Hardley Davidson & Marlboro Man"-Guns are made to be shot, not thrown.-Everytime you fire that, it costs 2 bucks, that's 2 bucks per bullet.

Have you?

2006-01-13T01:14:00.000Z

I have not yet hanged for a crime I didn't commit, have you?Moostive

Suspenders and crotchless panties

2006-01-09T18:56:00.000Z

Storm clouds formed around my feet because they smelt and tasted unusually like smooth & creamy philadelphia cheese. Police said there would be no letup in their massive anti-terrorist operation despite the capture of the four men suspected of trying to bomb London's transit system. Unfortunately Asian elephants were beaten by zimmerframes & Harry Potter also ate all the horses & the big scary

Barg kebab

2006-01-06T19:12:00.000Z

This is what I'm craving right now + plain yogurt, fresh basils & a portion of fried rice:I took this shot last summer in Homa hotel in Shiraz using my cell-phone, Nokia 7270.

Sigh!

2006-01-01T23:50:00.000Z

My friend has biscuit. I wonder if fish will ever walk. Sigh! I feel like I'm made of glass. Cold, fragile & shattered. Clouds are so beautiful today. Tango apple is my new favourite soda. I'm confused. I don't want to choose. I can't escape. Insomnia burdens me every night. It's wearing me down. Tearing me down. They're staring me down. They keep asking questions. What am I supposed to tell them

[MooShot]

2005-12-31T23:19:00.000Z

Whatever you choose to celebrate this time of year, and whether you head for the beach, to the slopes, or stay close to home, I wish you happy holidays & a joyous new year.Taking advantage of holidays I managed to launch my photoblog [MooShot]. I'd much appreciate it if you have a look at it here & leave me your comments.Thanks and happy new year!Sincerely,Moostive

I love my yoyo.

2005-12-29T21:34:00.000Z

I love my yoyo. I'm so frustrated. Why do strawberry flavoured things taste nicer than real strawberries? How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? I love my yoyo. Some talk too much, they know it all; I just smile and move on. Words aren't free, like you and me. I don't mind. I know who you are and you are crazy and Sonic is better than Mario too! I will take over your puny little

Merry Christmas folks!

2005-12-27T21:35:00.000Z

Wish you all happy holidays and a happy new year.

Ho Ho No! Beware of IM "Santa"!

2005-12-27T01:16:00.000Z

Users of instant messaging systems MSN, AIM, ICQ, and Yahoo! could get smacked with a worm that entices people to click on a link to Santa Claus. This gift is one you'll wish you'd never opened. The IM.GiftCom.All worm arriving by those IM systems or over Windows Messenger appears to be a URL linked to a picture of Santa Claus. IMLogic, which discovered the worm, posted that clicking the URL